The couple upstairs threw a pillow fight, happened to pass by a beggar Jinki. Moment there is one fly under the quilt, beggars ecstasy. Then wiping her tears on the upper floor shouting: Big Brother for god sakes, put the woman also abandoned Come on!
02. Brother, you are not in touch! Here you touch a touch above the hair you have lost touch, so tender skin, the touch is all you water it! After you let how I sell? This peach is fresh, even if you do not buy it!
03. female reporter asked the origin of mad cow disease, farmers, farm owners said that I want to squeeze ten times a day of milk, but cows can only mate for a year back. Reporter puzzled; farm owner exclaimed: rub your breasts every day, make love once a year, can you not mad it?
04. teachers of literacy in rural areas, so that the word of a peasant woman recognized quilt, and the woman can not remember, teacher tips: what your body when sleeping, and the woman said to her husband. Teacher dumbfounding: When her husband is not it? Wives: a village chief.
05. a row of * women in the street waiting for passengers, curious woman eighty Q: What are you waiting? * Female snappily: other lollipop! The old woman also joined the teams of sugar, was arrested. Police asked the woman: teeth gone too competent? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick.
06. scholar married to a poetic inspiration looking at the naked lady, saying: This is really poised blocks, father dead were buried here , my big Mercedes-Benz. mother hear that: it also Mercedes-Benz, the road to extinction. Father: It was on the old road, new road can be fiercely.
08. Q: The world's most tragic The man is? A: Yes, even the cook artillery, he took the green hat, made a scapegoat, it can only see people shelling.
09. farmer buying of drugs, fear of the drug is not enough, the first cock to feed the family chicken. * the village after the strong medicine of all hens, and then fly to the highest village in the trees. farmer asked the rooster do? rooster said: Do not fucking bother me, I am waiting for it to play hawk.
10 . elephant stool in the middle of the road schedule, an ant was passing through, it looked at the rise of the mist-shrouded peaks that can not help but sigh and said: Yeah pull much, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!
11. A new recruits The total backward get scolded, they buy a dye applied to the body, exactly like camouflage. bugle rang at midnight, first out of the barracks. Executive commended: Very good! dressed very neatly, but the next note, hand grenades should be hung at the back.
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