Thursday, June 9, 2011

Need bus joke

1: a stranger to take a 50 yuan note, shaking in front of the conductor: seen yet? Seen yet? ... ... Tickets for the stupid, and just took out a 100 Show a bit: have you seen yet? Last to thoroughly understand that people want to go, found the wallet on the train without a dollar Ling Chao, a hurry, then pulled out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless, it will discuss with the driver, can not let my door, and the next passenger to be dropped into the slot of the money in his pocket? Drivers agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I blocked the door, on the first passenger said: Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received eight of a dollar. Then came a big fellow, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: Leave me! up: I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: , for some that the thick stack of paper folded into an envelope, get off the envelope and found stolen. The next day, for some that just get on soon, that waist with a hard object, touch to have a look, is that yesterday, envelope that read: Please do not get serious, affecting the normal work, thank you!
4 bus at a red light when a man shouted:
5 am to catch the bus for a man to the site, the car has started. So he had to side chasing barefoot and shout: br> 6 a fat woman on the bus and could not find seats but took the car pull, only to the driver of a braking, the fat woman to pull off a ring-pull, and suddenly threw himself in front of the driver The driver looked at her and pull her hand, snappily said: paper towel rubbed hard the seats, was about to sit down, put a fart, next to a husband heard that, jokingly said: Miss really love health, wiping out that long, but also blowing it!

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