* beasts have sharp eyes
* He can fart into the collapse of white pants children's
* Chrysanthemum children out of their families are not picking up the thing to lose your big points
* Sound not Pay!
* old man left behind a total of more than a thousand traditional dialogue segment, through our constant efforts to cast it all these years, and now, more than four segments of the left. Not to say there are three hundred segments, as well as 100 and building a harmonious society in conflict.
* Our neighborhood had a child, will be seven or eight foreign national language, what in English, Japanese, Korean, language of Yugoslavia, the North Slavic, West Bluff language ... ... Anyway, sitting together with the Boxer Rebellion against the squalling that he can not repeating!
* house full of holes, the rain count to the pro-life: the rain outside the house to moderate rain, heavy rain outside the house, rain, rain at times too great, the whole family to go on the street, rain the.
* You must be willing to die, I'll be willing to bury.
* this man robbed a bank to drive children to the North Third Ring Road on. Half past five p.m.! When the police to block the road to positive Cishi.
* you look great when I was shameless charm.
* ah? You do not know me? I am the artist ah! I have the artist more than a week.
* home, money, open a door Cadillac 13. A voice that is a good machine, imported from Germany, Opened up, half of Beijing black smoke, straight into your traffic police shouting: dollars, the law if the matter, I had killed you!
* This young man looks, keeps off the face with an actor like ... ...
* birthday old: the Jade Emperor Jade Emperor! ~ a little something.
Jade Emperor: how the birthday?
old birthday : Do you have a hammer and nails? by me to make. my deer fence to bite the bad.
Jade: birthday, let me how to say you, that does not matter if you ride a deer, you have to feed it! ~
* text along, take what?
I do not tell you I took a boiled egg.
for me.
do not give ... ... you guess, guess there are a few.
I guess you give me one.
... ... you have to guess I gave you these two
... ... ... ... like a long time, five, right?
* is a denture
quickly throw it.
do not throw ah the more unfortunate.
how it?
bolt on the small sticks and when the itch scratch children.
* so and so was born, his father became ill and was returning home, his mother the most is not easy. Here children are her husband, children here are children, had pipe. To the side of children fed breast-feeding, child feeding the other side of medicine, feeding feeding, feed the drug. Hey medicine, fed breast-feeding. His father especially strong, the child eating you out. .
* abiding Zhao Zhao sad, strong beam singing every night, selfish riding mules, and just a fair go hungry. Blind repair bridges and roads, set fire to kill more children, I went to the Western Paradise asked the Buddha, Buddha said: I Mozhe!
* children finish at all not to walk, eat to go. Who is going to who will buy it. Listen to crosstalk twenty, sixteen thousand booing. then laugh plus the money.
* , recently something wrong, speed a bit slow. start Yeah, I thought it was dirty carburetor, a check ah know, is the pedal out ... ... His looks do this? Kao Baishu seen it, just baked good, too hot in his hand, and accidentally did not hold, off the ground, and over there, came a child, wearing nail shoes, one foot on a piece of sweet potato the. . His face just like that it would like this sweet potato. (Holding main: He looks to become a story)
* you're three cliche - but I like it.
* I want to commit suicide, intended to jump, this jump I have a research, 2nd Floor, 20th floor, with not the same as the 2nd floor is
* down two nurses, a beautiful ah: Yi Miqi big tall, even coming from the beard, a slap in the wide-care center hair.
* Li Ching has a cousin, wearing high heels can go on tiptoe under Xiali go look shabby ah te, her photos posted on the door of evil, posted on the bed contraception.
* Have you seen what the triad pattern was also Crayon it?
*
* old man the past few days sweating armpits is a smell that smell of cumin.
* Guo Degang: look at your father so, my heart is not the taste. I played a little with the old man, grew up in front, and looked at me growing up. Now he was sick like this, I was able to taste What is.
Yu Qian: is.
Guo Degang: Oh ... ... (pointing) Father, you ... you have today.
* Guo Degang: Once the case has a dismembered body was dismembered, dismemberment, sight. Detective Q Yu Qian: Big tall, big face plates, heavy eyebrows, dark beginnings of eyes. She was not a beard, have a beard like with Zhang Fei.
* This aircraft is also diesel.
* White House that the White Yo - just brush the pulp.
* White House door stood twenty-come, men are woman, get a shopping bag are ready - press it! I have to watch out words, do not be what they caught the handle, throw the Chinese people in the face. Down the left, group of people all over the: Why do you have to eat the White House Department of Cultural Affairs.
inside the White House for a rockery, a banner the following: family planning, everyone's responsibility.
* If the two conditions, a blessing in Pig fleshy dependent.
* girl once, Long Lelong four stalk their hair.
* walked, hey, a question mark before the edges of a child, Liu Bei, a jump, go, another one, a question mark children, touch, out of a flower, eating flowers, Liu Bei, raising his hand, the ... ...
* you know my appetite, and I do not eat duck, so I ate the four could not eat, I say: can not eat, and later the home also to eat it.
* rogue taking advantage of the moonlight, a few disgraceful, Qing Li, cousin to the insult, and the moon came out, turned himself in to a few rogue.
* people always want to do some good to do some evil spirits that always let the spirits do not know that we are too embarrassed to ghost
* I like the flute, I told my wife when I die, the flute and I buried a piece, I like the erhu, I told my wife when I die and I buried a piece of the erhu, and recently I liked the bells ..... my wife said: countries hardly managed to dig out Do not bury the
* clothes off and a slap in the width of hair care center, this pattern with two children octopus.
* King: This is a tribute to the monster fan to help it?
Guo: m II. Water Margin, fool me
* chick, give Grandpa a smile, not laugh, that Grandpa gave you a smile.
* old father lying in bed, you are a dutiful son, ah, the old father looked like, rub your bed for Ben, and saw the old man right now, where trace gas, what to say, but also unable to speak, to pen, pen and paper used, slightly unsteadily in the paper to write a few words, field nude scene, my beautiful fart fart Britain Britain's go. come back with a cry like Liu Bei: nude is nude of the children with more than 20 guys who played in the river floating corpse, froze me.
The next day they told me that there was a kissing scene is missing me is not enough, Nazan Pidianpidian to go to another, and come back with a cry like Liu Bei: kiss kiss kiss with the hippopotamus, hippopotamus's mouth good my head is a lot of packages into a.
later told me that I have a bed scene of beauty fart fart Britain Britain's go. come back with a cry like Liu Bei: the bedroom scene is to go to bed, let Dan Mianhua I have a passion in bed. fast weighs me.
* I saw the letter started: you are such a child, our family moved, where do you think ?...... Come back quickly, we wait for you! This hot pot, duck pot, dish the meat of over forty dishes to,
I go, Father, that what, Yu Qian, Yu Qian you know,
Yu Qian? Who,
Yu Qian ah, your son, he was dead,
what?! Yu Qian ~ ~ my son ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you die, you, you put the shrimp, hand me my the worst! 13-year-old killed his father, 15-year-old mother into the river to the age of 17 are full of self-destruction! She looked less than 5 minutes, tears down the children -
* buy a PHS phone, Kill, first hit a squalling, and in playing an apology.
buying looking to buy a genuine, buy a pirated, fast forward to see one, fast forward to see one.
buy a washing machine washing machine cylinder, a cylinder mounted meters, a cylinder mounting surface.
* How are you? - How are you?
How old are you? - How old are you?
* old man, please point your civilization Ah!
* I have good news and bad news, you first listen to what?
- What is the bad news?
- we lost, it is estimated to live after the cow was eating a
- that good news?
- plenty of cow dung!
- WHACK! ! !
* If I were a star in the sky, you're the sun; if I insulin, you're high blood sugar; I Xi Yang Yang, are you Wolf; I was I Guangyuan orange, you are Sanlu milk powder; I Edison ... ... ... ...
* Guo Degang: You pressure (Ah) force big?
Yu Qian: You curse is how was it?
Guo Degang: This is in Shanghai, how will people understand this, then it?
* I entered the room, drink! Look at this old lady Hefatongyan, spirit! It is sitting cross-legged on the kang, holding that the This master of a bad stomach his water. One day, teach children, said: boy, the family home to see people say nothing else just like him to say The child learned. A home to see his mother, and the front is the sentence: I know the truth. His mother a pale hurried out fifty dollars to a child, telling him: Do not tell your father that baby ah, ah, mother holding flowers go to fifty dollars. his dad said: I know the truth! his father to put a child said nothing out of the hands of two hundred and told children: Never talk to your mother ah! this child thinking that this would make his fortune ah. he found a wealth of opportunities. to see everyone that I know the truth. Results one day see them at home in front of the post office messenger boy came up to their house is one: I know the truth. a messenger heard crying, said: good son, father hug!
* flashed before my eyes the image of many heroes, Simon Daguan Ren, Chen also love photography (Edison Chen)
* Hello my name is Guo Degang, guess what my name < br> * Confucius said: cabbage are good for pigs to the arch of the
* Go all familiar with, horses go on, take the field like to go, commander, eh, eh, Hu friends .... .
* My father anxious, roll up their sleeves: his aging mother, and you fight the underworld
* I give money to give you as long as you act, smashing the glass people, throwing feces. However, one may add money to throw excrement, and you turned around and tried to grab and grip do not feel like shit (Yu Qian: You can be really dirty underworld)
* I went into: after the monthly protection fees. (Yu Qian: People let you out quite a good enough)
* I am a triad, and you pity me
* walk the way I stopped that woman for robbery, a question is to know laid-off workers, getting more and more poor, and finally I gave her five dollars
* It is a difficult movement, flip back a half months and two days for three weeks where
* where to lie down and fall in
* I especially hope you give me help, you give me a love, I will still your one-night stand
* I not afraid of difficulties in my dictionary there is no difficult words. . . . . I do not have a dictionary. . . Not in my dictionary the word
* She picked up the slipper to hit me, Oh, you had me as a Bush.
* I bought a few enjoy a display of paintings, a beautiful landscape, Fuwa, five set ....
* I bought Wang's own handwriting of characters: One World One Dream.
* I eat a piece, I deceived my stomach: you eat, you eat the ...
* Do not think that there are bad tattoos, tattoo there Yue Fei it, in the back lines with the four characters: a visit
* I watch the old you, the original 35 million, kick off 420 ....
* I was sent 400 minutes to the north of the
* I have a comic dialogue with China an agreement, I was responsible for comedy. They are responsible for taste.
* Yeah, how come, I thought the props it
* undressed I know you what the nation
* Can you tell what is directed, what is the rogue it? Can you tell what is an actress, what is a prostitute it? Can you tell what is the killer, what a doctor?
* a man to rank or grade, meat, streaky three points.
* I do not contribute to the social harm is a
* see previous clawed through swimsuit butt, butt now clawed see swimsuit
* I planted this tree, I drive this road is , to this pass, slipped out of pants to. After fierce fighting, the rogue officers are women, light the
* Shi Tai Pa, you
* from the old monk, right to your noodles will be able to pry open a lock, to give you a packet of instant noodles to the entire corridor lock forced open
* Thank God for my grandson 卤煮 fire which brought me ...... go ~~~~~``< br> * blonde with eyes closed, eyes closed it
* I went to comfort your clients
* .. is it that for years condolences to comfort the
* German Gang Brother, I'm the father of Yu Qian Just as I was uncomfortable when I see my girlfriend, and her boyfriend in a
* Yu Qian's father, ranked 8, no I do not know something well-known in Beijing, known as Beijing in the Lord ... 8 8-Ye ... 8 Beijing in Beijing (Beijing bar)
* product Babao tea, drink rice pudding, eat the rice pudding, lying Superman Babaoshan
* I told the only difference is that I wear pants inside out < br> * There are your chickens? Waiter: you, she did not want me to Yes.
* Li Jing and Xu Deliang before in a school, the teacher asked what country Xude Liang, Xu Deliang A homeland is the mother, the teacher asked Li Jing, Li Jing said that the motherland is Xu Deliang
* to buy his mother a bottle of mineral water, drank a curse - a fake! `` thief pretty long, 1 m seven months, big eyes, Yingtaoxiaokou, a small waist and wide section is satisfied with the retired flight attendants like you and see!!!
* There is a female actors and directors to bed, the second morning that actress hopping squalling: Yu Qian bastard bite fingers, thrown in the street,
police: the discus throw.
home, neighbors: a hot hot day but also get bags ah.
taxi driver: Dude This purse where you buy?
* chicken calls the morning the country people call the city at night chicken
* I want to Huanzui, can you call of the
* Road murmuring: Oh ... my sister you go ... * monsters are
* The Real Dalang wore little faint on the bed in the marriage thing ~ ~ ~
* marry a wife and family has a wife and it not to save money Kazuya
* Teacher: eh ~ ~ This student, too rare to recruit people, and I, I believe you when I godfather. to, foster parent, sitting, inside, crown raise
* Johnson & Johnson (Gillian born, raised Edison)
* Yu Qian feces to see something like the ground, hand poke a little, put his mouth tasted and said: really is the feces. All I said is true story
* impassioned, stimulating the urine Goddess of the United States under the
* Well, this hand holding the torch, this hand holding the book, which is telling us that blackouts would like to learn.
* I married my wife she is my younger brother and sister started
* Well not that cut some flesh from the thigh down across the board more than 1 kg, eat good meat, you come to the old woman took his hands trembling, watched, too fat.
* each Behind a successful man there is a woman, but I failed, because there are two women behind me.
* robbers: old Guo in our hands, quick to take 10 million years, otherwise we threatened to kill
old Guo love: we whiz, ah, I'll tear over 15 million
* so I have money to buy pieces of clothing leading the child.
* ..... dodge training run, tie sandbags, Shen every day, playing for three months from the Kunming Lake this before, do not have water ~~ winter, frozen on the ...
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