Scripts

 Express Holidays, turn a few scripts to relax.
Wishing hard work in the online friends a happy holiday!
Weekend, her sister and mother to the zoo to visit, when passing Bainiao saw a peacock when she suddenly cried out happily: Mom, Come it! zoo has a hen is flowering.
divorce bees and butterflies, bees, butterflies complain: belly is not small, a mouthful of sweet talk is not to me ! bees also complained Butterfly: dressed for flowers, head two antennas so long! just do not send me a message!
Woman: Tomorrow is my birthday, what gift you gave me? M: same as last year. women last year you send me? M: and the year before the same. Woman: Last year was to send it? M: Two years ago I do not know you, so did not get anything.
a bad man died, his wife in the spirit before the thank-you, Friends read the funeral oration said: king of the simple and honest, character Jianyou, the weak and poor, are all loved. He asked his wife and son bow: you go to see the coffin lying is not your father?
A strong to psychological clinic for testing, a male doctor, said: There is good news and bad news, I've seen your test results, you have homosexual tendencies! A Strong: Oh my God! that good news? male doctors shy to say: I think you are handsome!
hunters encountered the tiger, pretending to be calm, with terrible eyes stare tiger. suddenly dropped to his knees with folded hands tiger, hunter proud to say: that powerful now! awhile, Tiger Youde said: Prayer is completed to prepare meals.
Cobra high myopia, and elephants first date, after some polite, Cobra front of the elephant's nose, said: hey, come and bar, was leading to such a huge pig, you're so kind!
big black bear to a cell in the water, trying to cellular foam out of the little bee, and honey. who knows bees out of a large black bear was chasing after running around the streets. Xiong wife see like cursed: to you that bear-like, dare bubble Xiao Mi?
centipede was bitten by a snake bite, to a hospital emergency, the doctor said after diagnosis: the proliferation of anti-virus solution to be amputated! centipede thought: Thanks to the legs more than I ! doctor comfort: brothers, would like to open points, you are earthworms a
later that day, a postman complained to the administrator of a lighthouse, said: Every time in order to send greeting cards to him had to travel by boat! administrator Listen very satisfied and said: If you also not complain, I will subscribe to Daily 啦!
police officers entered the cell and the death penalty, while shaking side to the prisoners announced that command raincoat, prisoners surprised and said: take so much rain to the place of execution. Police said: you have nothing to complain about, I do have to Mao Zhaoyu back!
young couple quarreling, upstairs threw a pillow, happened to pass by a beggar, Jinki; moment and flying under a quilt, beggars ecstasy. then wiping her tears shouted upstairs: big brother, for god sakes, put the woman also abandoned Come!
girls lovers proudly said: you have not sent me flowers . he said: ah, what do you like flowers? girl angry: we were together so long, you do not even know? I like convention bureau would lose a glass of water on the penalty, but not allowed to use the toilet. the result of several girls in straight sets Bureau, the last frowning: hey, do not come! out my big stomach.
small New shopping urgency to find a dark corner for convenience. Who would have thought was an old lady found little new to immediately seize a fine of 10 yuan. Small New retorted: Who urine, and their own things to look out not you?
fired by the boss Zhang, Wang to ask why. Zhang sad to say: hey, no way, there are two reasons, the boss said I do not dry serious, but boss said I can not do serious things does not work.
female teacher when lecturing pants zipper collapse opened the new stand up a small reminder: the teacher, not related to your door. The teacher smiled, waved,UGG boots clearance, said: Let it be, while the headmaster to come visit it.
farm when guests come, the owner tried to kill the cock, the cock can not fly off the roof. master scolded: you do not come down, I'll kill all the hens, so you rather die than live! rooster smiles: Ha ha! I rather die than live down on a hen!
a radio call to give a little girl playing her mother song, a radio show host moved to say: What a sensible child ah! What song do you want? little girl said, : Winnie, Strange to say: hate, people you do not know someone had undressed.
a gangster in the street often people get splashed sulfuric acid. One day, he was about a girl from behind to turn poured time, see That girl's face, hesitated a moment, then said: This has been splashed over the hh!
stallion came excitedly holding a divorce certificate, the asses, was overjoyed and said: Hey! I finally left it! ass sigh said: hey, could be heading for the big day Men Nianglia it! mule! Come on, this is your father!
optometrist to teach folks new to offer: he asked how much money you say 600, if his eyes are blinking, you say this is the price of frames, lenses 400, if he does not blink, you say: a.
American Chinese researchers who return home after their visit to China, complained: China were too modest, I just left the airport to see a big sign: China is the line (Bank)! result is OK and there are agriculture, industry and commerce is the line hh
Fish said: I always open my eyes is to allow you to always be in my eyes! water: I always flowing rest, is to be able to embrace you forever! pot, said: Fuck! have instant hell do you still loquacious!
morning wake up and breathe only the army found that mosquitoes pillow lying next to a sealed suicide note, suicide note wrote: , ah Lord, please forgive him, and I was suicidal. Get down position after roared: